10.03.2010

Super heros for rent.

Our Super Heroes now taking jobs!  They are superior at good super hero or attack mode.  They will do your bidding for fruit snacks or Cheetos.  The crew begins work at the early hours of 6:30am at latest.  They specialize in "Sneaking on daddy", drooling, finding your favorite foods you hide to save for later, and writing on anything other than paper.  They also have secret techniques of making their boogers go the distance.  Our newest super hero, lill' nipper (right) isn't afraid to use her kill shot and leave her mark on your back as you run for your life.  Please specify the required attire for your job.  If nothing is specified they will default to their preferred Pajamas or Diaper/underpants.  Jobs are filling up fast!  Don't delay.  We are currently training in our youngest hero, "Night Owl".  He is heading up the night-time department. 

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